Hey everybody! Moby here! I just got back from doing a few of my most favorite things at a magical place called the Sea of Potatoes!
My foster brother Turk told me a little bit about the Sea of Potatoes before I went. He said there was lots of water and a thing called a boat and cool people who would hang out with me and give me food if I did my best manners for them. The Turkeyman told me that this year I could take his place at the sea of Potatoes because he knows how much I love swimmings. So Turkeyman decided to stay home and chill with his friend Crystal, and let Rufus and me go instead. Isn’t the Turkeyman nice? So anyways… back to me. The first thing I did when I saw the water was dive in (duh!) and try to chomp up all the waves. Wave chompin’ was pretty fun and took up quite a bit of my time.
I also spent quite a bit of time saving Foster Mama and Dad and their friends from drowning. I’m not sure how they would have survived without me! They would just jump into the lake and start drowning and I would have to swim out to them to ensure their safeties.
It was almost too much for the Mobisher to handle on his own! And everyone knows that Rufus was no help to me at all!
Once I thought I had everyone saved from drownings, Foster Mama started throwing. sticks. in. the. LAKE! Apparently no one told Foster Mama that sticks are very, very, verrrrry dangerous and must be deathed at all times. Her behavior was very disturbing. Luckily, the Mobisher is a master stick deather.
I am also, not surprisingly, a master dock diver. I mean, how else does one retrieve evil sticks that have been thrown into the sea?!
You know what else I was pretty good at? Boat chillin’.
I pretty much rocked the Sea of Potatoes. XOXO, Moby
PS – My Foster Mom wants me to tell you that she made me take lots of breaks so I wouldn’t get too tired.
PPS – My Foster Mom also wants me to tell you that my Ruffwear K-9 Float Coat was the BEST investment ever! If your dog loves the swimmings, go get a float coat!