Turkeyman here! I hear mama was talking about me on the ol’ bloggo on Monday. Can you believe she even considered for one second that I might be a “bad seed?” I’m not a seed at all – especially not a bad one!
I mean, look into my eyes…. do I look like a bad seed to you?
Now I know I have a lot of work to do to win back Mama and Daddy’s trust. I have to share my toys with Rufus (even though I don’t want to) and I can’t growl at him when he snuggles too close to Mama when she’s watching Friday Night Lights (even though I really want to). I have to walk really nicely on walks and sit really sweetly before I eat my dinner. I can do it. I know I can. Do you believe in me?