Today is a sad day at the Waldo Bungie. Sweet Yeti, Rufus’ best pal and broseph, has died.
Rufus has locked himself in the west wing of the couch to mourn.
Details are still coming in, but it appears as though Yeti was decapitated by an evil villain known as Polly Pocket – Miss Pocket if you’re nasty.
In lieu of flowers, Rufus has requested that donations be sent to the not-for-profit organization Yeti’s for a Better Tomorrow (or Shrodi’s Fund, if you’d rather).
Please respect his wishes during this time as he has requested no visitors.